I was crossing the road, and a nasty kid on the sidewalk pushed me over
with a long stick, like a life guard. I fell down and was run over by a
tram neatly slicing me into three parts, my head rolled away a bit. As
soon as the tram was gone, my body snapped back into one piece like a
bouncy rubber ball , my three parts gravitated together and stuck each
other back like a plasticine animation figure, and off I went again,
none the wiser, rather more dazed and confused than I had been.